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Fun fact; If you blow your nose too hard, your ear pops and you get crazy vertigo for about 30 seconds. 

Lesson learned? Sit down before blowing your nose, or you will fall over. 

http://soloontherocks.tumblr.com/post/97814092686/littledoomwitch-kushl0rd

soloontherocks:

kamonra:

littledoomwitch:

kushl0rd:

prosperosfootnotes:

I’m the oldest of the babby occultists at the ripe age of 20, so I’m good

Get off my lawn!

I’m 21.

Carpe’s only 19 I think.

I know because…

So am I :| Makes you feel old. My next birthday perk? Reduced auto insurance. Wheeeee!

when I became old enough to rent a car I nearly cried

Did I ever tell you the story of when I got rear ended and the car rental agency refused to rent me a car because I was under 25 despite the fact it was ordered by my insurance company? 

Or the time I tried to get a hotel room in St. Louis because I flew in at 2am, and my train didn’t leave until noon the next day- and they nearly denied my ass a warm place to sleep because I was under 21?

25 is a magic number where people don’t question why you have money and need to rent things. THIS IS EXCITING FOR ME.

http://soloontherocks.tumblr.com/post/97814092686/littledoomwitch-kushl0rd

littledoomwitch:

kushl0rd:

prosperosfootnotes:

I’m the oldest of the babby occultists at the ripe age of 20, so I’m good

Get off my lawn!

I’m 21.

Carpe’s only 19 I think.

I know because…

So am I :| Makes you feel old. My next birthday perk? Reduced auto insurance. Wheeeee!

novas-grimoire:

babushka—nipples:

tunte:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Nah son I call bullshit on this

I very seriously doubt this fucking happened


I’ve worked retail, telecommunications customer service, and as a waitress. I do not doubt this happened. 

novas-grimoire:

babushka—nipples:

tunte:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Nah son I call bullshit on this

I very seriously doubt this fucking happened

I’ve worked retail, telecommunications customer service, and as a waitress. I do not doubt this happened. 

There is a GIANT spider dangling by its silk outside of my window. 30 feet in the air. 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY GIANT SPIDER. 

(Source: fralewds)

starlitcrow:

courtmaiden:

Spirits Of Home
a pagan themed art piece inspired by household spirits and their relationships.
Basically this started with a field sketch and ended with a little story. It’s hard to see but she’s holding some small flowers. 
was also hella lazy and just reused drawings for photo’s 

Thanks for the reblog~
Reblogging this cause primarily it was a pagan themed piece and I drew it so. 

starlitcrow:

courtmaiden:

Spirits Of Home

a pagan themed art piece inspired by household spirits and their relationships.

Basically this started with a field sketch and ended with a little story. It’s hard to see but she’s holding some small flowers. 

was also hella lazy and just reused drawings for photo’s 

Thanks for the reblog~

Reblogging this cause primarily it was a pagan themed piece and I drew it so. 

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

"Aren’t you a little old for Disney Sing-Along Songs?"

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thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

(Source: hamandheroin)

rootandrock:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

*Not-so-quiet muttering about how angling the breast toward an adult viewer is symptomatic of the (internalized/institutionalized) infantilization of western males, contributing in part to the inability of some to visualize women as entities with independent needs or wants, rather than object-like sources of nourishment/comfort that must ALWAYS be appealing and appeasing to them.*

rootandrock:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

*Not-so-quiet muttering about how angling the breast toward an adult viewer is symptomatic of the (internalized/institutionalized) infantilization of western males, contributing in part to the inability of some to visualize women as entities with independent needs or wants, rather than object-like sources of nourishment/comfort that must ALWAYS be appealing and appeasing to them.*

(Source: denicedenice)