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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

Pisces. Yep

Scorpio is very accurate. 

http://soloontherocks.tumblr.com/post/98781440986/anexpansionlikegold-soloontherocks

anexpansionlikegold:

soloontherocks:

anexpansionlikegold:

The Time-Out Chair: What To Do When Your Deities Behave Like Children by me

Does that work?

because if so

I’m going to need your chair.

do you wanna hear a story

I had a literal chair once that really was a…

http://duskenpath.tumblr.com/post/98783967017/blackwellbrew-badatnamingbettas-if-u-find-a

blackwellbrew:

badatnamingbettas:

if u find a babby squirrel who you think is separated from their mum or is really cold and or hurt, do not touch the babby squirrel

do not take them home

call a wildlife rescue (scroll down the page for links) in your area and ask them what to do

do not try and keep babby squirrel as a pet

I found a babby bunny once when I was mowing a lawn. I let it crawl into a five gallon bucket and tucked him in the garage so he couldn’t go running back into the path of my lawn mower, then hid the lil dude in the irises when I was done. Mommy found him later, and they both hopped away. Babby bunnies are tweaky, but they do ok in a bucket for about 20 minutes.

cosmicwitchcraft:

VERY MAD 

I just got my copy of Hands of Apostasy and it’s bound upside down, and it’s not hand numbered or numbered at all. Im going through paypal and emailing them

Aw snap. 

arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

tastefullyoffensive:

[floobleri]

but its so waaaaaaaaarm

tastefullyoffensive:

[floobleri]

but its so waaaaaaaaarm

stopdropandvogue:

Tim Walker’s Pastel Cats
"A lot of people get confused when they see this image. They think it was done by computer, but we actually took pigment powder, mixed it with talc to get the right ice-cream pastel colours, and brushed it into the cats.
The owners were two proud members of the Persian cat club. I can’t remember how I found them, but they turned up in a van, covered in cat fur, and stood breathing down my neck as I took the picture. We were worried about putting all that powder into the animals’ fur, but they said, ‘Oh no, they absolutely love it.’ The cats were such vain creatures - they adored being touched and pampered.
We didn’t really think about which cats, or how many, should be done in which colours. We just did each one, and then they had to go back into their cat beds in the owners’ van. I think I lost count of how many were pink and how many were blue, but when we were finished they all came out and looked great together. There wasn’t enough light to do the picture indoors - but, by a fluke, all the cats seemed to gravitate to this clematis at the bottom of some steps. I didn’t arrange them. This is just what the cats did, and they all pretty much stayed where they were throughout. So it’s actually quite a naturalistic portrait - apart from the colour.
At the time, in May 1998, I had no idea how the picture would resonate with people. But it has been the image I’ve been asked about the most. For some reason, people are just fascinated with it - more than any model, house or celebrity I’ve ever shot. Everyone wants to know about the pastel cats.” -Tim Walker
Interview by Leo Benedictus

stopdropandvogue:

Tim Walker’s Pastel Cats

"A lot of people get confused when they see this image. They think it was done by computer, but we actually took pigment powder, mixed it with talc to get the right ice-cream pastel colours, and brushed it into the cats.

The owners were two proud members of the Persian cat club. I can’t remember how I found them, but they turned up in a van, covered in cat fur, and stood breathing down my neck as I took the picture. We were worried about putting all that powder into the animals’ fur, but they said, ‘Oh no, they absolutely love it.’ The cats were such vain creatures - they adored being touched and pampered.

We didn’t really think about which cats, or how many, should be done in which colours. We just did each one, and then they had to go back into their cat beds in the owners’ van. I think I lost count of how many were pink and how many were blue, but when we were finished they all came out and looked great together. There wasn’t enough light to do the picture indoors - but, by a fluke, all the cats seemed to gravitate to this clematis at the bottom of some steps. I didn’t arrange them. This is just what the cats did, and they all pretty much stayed where they were throughout. So it’s actually quite a naturalistic portrait - apart from the colour.

At the time, in May 1998, I had no idea how the picture would resonate with people. But it has been the image I’ve been asked about the most. For some reason, people are just fascinated with it - more than any model, house or celebrity I’ve ever shot. Everyone wants to know about the pastel cats.” -Tim Walker

Interview by Leo Benedictus

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

alljustletters:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that

you have the most well dressed family ever

alljustletters:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that

you have the most well dressed family ever

homosexualmango:

cranialgames:

teapotsahoy:

vassraptor

coffeeandcockatiels:

Always make sure to start Wandows Ngrmadly.

#ia ia windows fhtagn
I don’t think this boot looks promising.

Wandows

Safe mode wath fetwgrkifg

Isn’t this what Windows always looks like?

homosexualmango:

cranialgames:

teapotsahoy:

vassraptor

coffeeandcockatiels:

Always make sure to start Wandows Ngrmadly.

#ia ia windows fhtagn

I don’t think this boot looks promising.

Wandows

Safe mode wath fetwgrkifg

Isn’t this what Windows always looks like?